The $8700 oven for me

A sublimely ridiculous gadget noted on Engadget

the TMIO oven can be controlled from any Internet-enabled device (your cellphones, your PDAs, your PSPs) or touch-tone phone, which makes it super-handy for last-minute schedule-shuffling or for blowing up your house from afar if the Feds catch wind of that scam you're running. And even if it makes crappy food, how can you fully hate on any appliance that sports a 6.8-inch touchscreen LCD?

There are many reasons I want to spend a lot of money on a dream double oven. Web-connectedness is not one of them.