That cheatin' no-good Bin Laden!

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'Marco!' says me. We sit an wait with the radar an the sonar an the complicated listenin devices but there is no response.
'Marco!' says me again.
'He's cheating,' says Giblets.
'Nah, I think maybe we oughtta try those mountains over there,' says me. 'Wait, did you hear that?' There's a sound like lotsa feet runnin real quick.
'Fish outta water!' says me. Everybody gets real quiet. A coupla sheep go by chewin grass.
'He's totally cheating,' says Giblets.